Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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