If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
And then he peed in my hair
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