She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
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You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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