i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
and i looked up. we had an audience...
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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