Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
Randomize
