Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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