You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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