whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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