Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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