What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
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I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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