i just had sex bonerless
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
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Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
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We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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