I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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