Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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