is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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