Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
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