The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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