ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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