I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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