Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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