i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
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my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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