The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
