i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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