I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
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Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
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Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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