ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
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He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
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