Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
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It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
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Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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