Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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