She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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