idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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