at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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