Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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