Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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