No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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