so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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