U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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