It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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