its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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