margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
hell yes lets make some ravioli
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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