let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
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I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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