One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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