Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
so that wasnt chicken after all
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I need moral support for this bender
We left the knife in your bed.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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