Sponge bath it is.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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