Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.