Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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