Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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