I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
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I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
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2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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