i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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