I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
