What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Can I color on your dick again?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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