Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
