That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Randomize