fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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