I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
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The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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