Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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