I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
where are you?
Hypothermia
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
