The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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